The Mad Batter’s Pie Parlor
THE LOWCOUNTRY’S MOST DELICIOUS HOLIDAY PIES- BLUFFTON SUN
🍎 The Queen’s Apple Delight (Our Famous Apple Pie)
As royally balanced as a jabberwocky’s waltz—tart and sweet apples, twirled with warm spices and wrapped in a flaky golden crust. One bite, and it’s off with your bland desserts!
🎃 Pumpkin Patch Puff Pie (Pumpkin Pie)
Soft as a Dormouse’s yawn and lighter than a Cheshire grin—this spiced pumpkin pie floats like a dream through autumn air. Fluffy, fragrant, and full of wonder.
🍌 Mad Batter’s Banana Cream Whimsy (Banana Cream Pie)
Stacks of ripe bananas buried in a vanilla cream daydream, nestled in a Nilla wafer crust, crowned with clouds of whipped cream and toasted coconut confetti.
🍮 Banoffee Pie That Lost Its Way (Epic Banoffee Pie)
A most curious concoction—bananas, dulce de leche, and whipped cream piled high upon a graham cracker road. Topped with toffee bits for those who believe six impossible pies before breakfast.
🫐 Blueberry Pie Down the Rabbit Hole (Blueberry Pie)
Plump blueberries bursting with secrets, tucked inside a buttery, golden crust. A pie so good it might just whisper riddles to you.
🍒 Cherry Jubilee for the Red Queen (Cherry Pie)
Tart cherries in a buttery crust, so bright and bold it could paint white roses red. Beware—one slice may cause sudden curtsies and declarations of “Your Majesty.”
🍏 Tea-Time in Bavaria (German Apple Pie)
Cream-drenched apples spun with cinnamon and sugar, sprinkled with stardust sweetness. Rich enough to make even the Mad Hatter pause mid-pour.
🍫 Choco-Chaos Cream Pie (Chocolate Cream Pie)
Velvety madness layered in an Oreo crust with chocolate pudding and whipped cream clouds. Topped with chocolate shavings sharp enough for a March Hare’s haircut.
🍫 French Silk for the Caterpillar (French Silk Pie)
Elegant, enigmatic, and smooth as riddles spoken in smoke—this chocolate pie swirls silk into an Oreo crust, then crowns it with whipped cream and chocolate curls.
🥥 White Rabbit’s Coconut Dream (Coconut Cream Pie)
If the White Rabbit had a favorite dessert, this would be it. Coconut custard and whipped coconut clouds, all sprinkled with golden toasted flakes. Always almost late—for another slice.
🥥 Custard by Candlelight (Coconut Custard Pie)
Chewy, creamy, and as nostalgic as a lullaby sung by a talking teapot. A pie that tastes like your favorite memory—if your memory lived in Wonderland.
🥧 Twinkle-Topped Pecan Pie (Pecan Pie)
A glimmering mosaic of brown sugar and pecans atop a flaky crust. Classic, comforting, and perhaps a bit enchanted. Perfect for playing cards or causing minor mischief.
🌿 Enchanted Forest Mint Pie (Fresh Mint Grasshopper Pie)
Frozen green whimsy with a minty breeze, wrapped in an Oreo crust as dark as the Queen’s temper. A bite of this and you’ll feel like you’ve fallen into a peppermint daydream.
🍈 Curious Key Lime Conundrum (Key Lime Pie)
Zesty and sweet with just a wink of mischief. Tart lime custard in a graham cracker crust, topped with whipped cream swirls that dance like Tweedledee and Tweedledum.